Què no ens diguin què hem de comprar perquè som clients, no consumidors:

Imagine there⿿s no Apple,
No products that begin with ⿿i,⿝
No monthly iPod models,
No Apple stores to get you high.
Imagine all the people
Finding other things to do!

Imagine there⿿s no bloggers…
It isn⿿t hard to do!
No viruses or spyware,
No weekly Windows patches, too
Imagine all the people
Learning to get a life…

(You-hoo-hoo!)

     You may say it⿿d be a nightmare
     Without Google, Mac or Dell
     We might have real conversations–
     But the world would be dull as hell!

Imagine no new cellphones;
Kiss console games goodbye.
No David Pogue or Mossberg
To tell us what to buy.
Imagine all the people
Getting some exercise!

(You-hoo-hoo!)

     You may say that I⿿m a loony
     But rest assured I⿿m almost done.
     I⿿m pretty sure it⿿ll never happen
     So we nerds can live as one!

M’ho envia na Joana (gràcies!). Cercant un poc veig que és cosa del David Pogue. En té la mà trencada per a posar banda sonora a les bogeries androminaires, ja ens ho va mostrar amb l’iPhone.

Quan per aquí siguem capaços de fer aquests numerets per parlar de les ‘noves’ tecnologies i no del darrer affair de [posa-hi el nom de famosa, famós o pseudo], potser voldrà dir que ja formen part de la nostra cultura. Tal vegada passa que no tenim tanta tirada per la comèdia –i la ironia. O que encara ens ho agafam massa seriosament –excepte la vida de [posa-hi el nom de famós, famosa o pseudo]. Coses de nou rics; o no.